"When you run out of paper, draw on yourself"

"There's two types of people in this world.
Those with loaded guns and those that dig"

"After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide"

"Scientology is the equivilent of manga. Only nerds who waste their money in order to get nowhere in life are interested"

"I'm british is what it is. I'm not meant to get sun on my skin"

"Welcome to die"

"What happens on raxacoricofallapatorius stays on raxacoricofallapatorius"

"Ah, I have it! We've been teleported to the land of excitable cretins! I've often theorized such a dimension— I simply thought I was alredy in it... Now I know"

"If cats had thumbs they'd have done far worse to us by now"

"Love is like jazz - same song a million times"

"The bomb is a holy weapon of peace"

"Villians always have antidot. They're funny that way"

"Faith, man, you put it in the wrong things... Fuck you up"

"Anger is like a herpes - you're not meant to keep it to yourself"

"We all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. Like the story of Jesus Christ. I'm sure the roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the Pantheon and stare at tits all day, but they knew they had a duty to kill Jesus"

"Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... Against Statistically long odds"