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Маленький мальчик на крыше сидел,
Солнечный луч ему голову грел.
Рухнула крыша, хрустнули кости...
Нет, не поедем мы к мальчику в гости.
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Маленький мальчик на льдинке поплыл,
Сзади к нему ледокол подвалил.
Нету отрадней картинки на свете:
Слева пол-Пети и справа пол-Пети!
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Маленький мальчик конфетку сосал,
Сзади подъехал к нему самосвал...
Завтра наутро писали газеты:
"Мальчик погиб, подавившись конфетой".
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Маленький мальчик на стройке гулял,
Башенный кран рядом груз подымал.
Тяжесть не выдержал старенький трос, -
Мальчик ушами к сандалям прирос.
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Маленький мальчик на травке лежал,
Миша нечаянно с крыши упал.
Не разобрали родители в морге:
"Где же чьи руки, и где же чьи ноги?"
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Маленький мальчик мину нашел,
С этим подарком на свадьбу пришел
Спорили долго пьяные гости,
Где жениха, где невестины кости.
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Маленький мальчик нашел огнемет,
Черное дуло засунул он в рот
Искры из глаз, дым из ушей -
Так “Змей Горыныч” пугал малышей.
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Маленький мальчик где-то гулял,
О что-то споткнулся, куда-то упал,
Что-то нащупал и что-то нажал -
Что-то взлетело, и что-то упало
Больше Америка не “возникала”.
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Маленький мальчик залез в холодильник,
Маленькой ножкой нажал на рубильник.
Быстро замерзли сопли в носу,
Так и не съел он свою колбасу.