Queen, Lawnmower Deth, T.Rex, и всё что когда-либо сочинил Бетховен

Amadeus, Fight Club, Birth, Detective Story, Забытая мелодия для флейты

Пикник на обочине, Шинель, Ворота Расёмон, The Old Curiosity Shop, The Crowd, Doodad

South Park, КВН, Что? Где? Когда?

You may kick an old man: you know what he is, but never kick a young man: you don't know what he will become.
George Bernard Shaw

I walked a mile with Pleasure,
She chattered all the way.
But left me none the wiser
For all she had to say.
I walked a mile with Sorrow
And ne'er a word said she,
But oh, the things I learned from her
When Sorrow walked with me.
Robert Browning Hamilton

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent.
Bruno Jasienski

What is history but a fable agreed upon?
Napoleon

"She took a giant shit on my face. Literally."
"Literally?!"
"Not literally. That’s disgusting! Jesus! What’s the matter with you??"
Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber

Hi! How is your hammer hanging?
George Carlin

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Кесарю - кесарево, а слесарю - слесарево.
Братья Вайнеры

Их хабе цвай бабе...
Братья Вайнеры

Questions are never indiscreet. Answers sometimes
are.
Oscar Wilde

Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay inside anymore.
Andy Weir

I can't wait till I have grandchildren. "When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”
Andy Weir

First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!! Now I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will MASSACRE YOU!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen