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НИЧТО НЕ ИСТИНА,ВСЁ ДОЗВОЛЕНО
ШКОЛЬНАЯ ЖИЗНЬ -- война и мир.
УЧЕБНЫЙ ГОД -- хождение по мукам.
УРОК ФИЗИКИ -- 45 минут на бочке с порохом.
ДНЕВНИК -- книга жалоб и предложений.
ОТВЕТ У ДОСКИ -- прямой репортаж с петлёй на шее.
КОНТРОЛЬНАЯ -- не имей 100 рублей, а имей 100 друзей.
В РАЗДЕВАЛКЕ -- бородинская битва.
СТОЛОВАЯ -- много хочешь - мало получишь.
УЧЕНИЦЫ НА УРОКЕ -- спящие красавицы.
УЧЕНИКИ НА УРОКЕ -- всадники без головы.
ГЕОГРАФИЧЕСКАЯ КАРТА -- тайна 2ух океанов.
ПРИХОД УЧИТЕЛЯ -- встать, суд идёт.
УЧИТЕЛЬ И УЧЕНИКИ -- Али-Баба и 40 разбойников.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ПЕНИЯ -- псих на воле.
СОЧИНЕНИЕ -- записки сумасшедшего.
ОБЩИЙ ПОБЕГ С УРОКА -- никто не хотел умирать.
СПИСЫВАНИЕ -- дай бог скорости.
ТОЧКА В ЖУРНАЛЕ -- что несёт день грядущий...
ЗВОНОК НА УРОК -- гром гремит кусты трясутся.
ЗВОНОК С УРОКА -- любимая мелодия.
КАБИНЕТ ДИРЕКТОРА -- убойный отдел.
КАНИКУЛЫ -- долгожданная свобода.
КЛАСС -- семейка Адамс.
КЛАССНЫЙ РУКОВОДИТЕЛЬ -- дрессировщик.
ЛИНЕЙКА В НАЧАЛЕ ГОДА -- черный день.
ЛОДЫРЬ -- герой нашего времени.
МАМА ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Терминатор 2.
ОТЕЦ ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Фантомас разбушевался.
ПАРТА СО "ШПОРАМИ" -- сундук с золотом.
ПЕДСОВЕТ -- много шума из ничего.
ПЕРВОКЛАССНИКИ -- головастики.
ПЕРЕМЕНА -- всемирная война.
ПОДСКАЗКА -- пятый элемент.
ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПАРТА -- дом отдыха.
ПРОГУЛЬЩИКИ -- их знали только в лицо.
РОДИТЕЛЬСКОЕ СОБРАНИЕ -- невиноватая я.
СТОЛ УЧИТЕЛЯ -- пульт управления.
СРЫВ УРОКА -- да здравствует революция.
ТЕТРАДЬ ОТЛИЧНИКА -- толковый словарь.
ТУАЛЕТ -- шпаргалкохранилище.
УЧЕНИК СО ШПАРГАЛКОЙ -- человек с ружьем.
УЧЕНИК БЕЗ ШПАРГАЛКИ -- всадник без головы.
УЧИТЕЛЬ -- крепкий орешек.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ГЕОГРАФИИ -- говорящий глобус.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ИСТОРИИ -- "как это было".
УЧИТЕЛЬ ИНФОРМАТИКИ -- я не "хакер".
УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗКУЛЬТУРЫ -- кенгуру.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗИКИ -- ходячая формула.
УЧИТЕЛЬ ХИМИИ -- летчик испытатель.
ШКОЛЬНЫЙ КОРИДОР -- беговая дорожка.
........НАВЕРНОЕ, НЕ ЗНАЮ, БЕЗ ПОНЯТИЯ!!!........
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Дарья Ескина
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