iOS/Qt developer, пытаюсь постигнуть матан, несу Median XL в рунет

C++, Qt, Objective-C, iOS, Perl, ∫, японские кроссворды, Релакс, непознанное, альтернативная наука

Nightwish, Roxette, Elvis Presley, Александр Новиков, Evanescence, Rage, Blackmore's Night, Борщ, MadHeads, Queen, Бони неМ, Океан Эльзы, AC/DC, Guns'N'Roses, Cinderella, Gregorian, Apocalyptica, U.D.O., Haggard, David Garrett, Tina Turner, Crystal Viper, W.A.S.P

Криминальное чтиво, Счастливое число Слевина, Герои, Теория большого взрыва, Доктор Хаус, Команда А, Квантовый Скачок, Хранилище 13, Воздействие, Преступная Империя, Knight Rider, Живая Мишень, Damages, Во все тяжкие, Лютер, Торн, Шерлок Холмс, Haven, Друзья, HIMYM, Ray Donovan, Californication, Person of Interest

Стивен Кинг, Фрэнк Герберт - Дюна, Януш Вишневский - Одиночество в сети, Richard Knaak, Томас Харрис - Ганнибал, Дуглас Адамс - Автостопом по Галактике, Jim Butcher - Dresden Files, Майкл Ньютон, Роберт Монро

"Рас два три четыре пять
с детства с рифмой я дружу"

Ezekiel 25:17:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
© Jules, "Pulp Fiction"

"путь пройденный самим собой не всегда приносит опыт. он приносит случаи, а извлечь из случая опыт - задача под сиилу далеко не каждому (С) кто то умный )))
ладно вру сам токашо придумал )))"
© Медвед

Zen:
"What we learned as children,
that one plus one equals two...
We know to be false.
One plus one equals one.
We even have a word for when
you plus another equals one.
That word...
Is love."
© "Life" series

"Google" is not a synonym for "research".
© Robert Langdon, "The Lost Symbol"

"Caps lock is cruise control on the highway to hell"
© BrotherLaz

- You're such a cynic.
- I think cynics are playful and cute.
© Harry Dresden, "Dresden Files: Changes" (Book 12)

#define true false
#define true (Math.random()>0.5)
© индусский код

"Работа не волк. Волк - волк."
© Медвед и кто-тотамещё

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind wake in the day to find that it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
© T. E. Lawrence, "Seven Pillars of Wisdom"

Soon: Copyright 2004-2011 Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. "Soon" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between Blizzard Entertainment and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, Blizzard does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as Blizzard will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon."
© http://www.wowwiki.com/Soon

Идёт медведь по лесу, видит - машина горит. Сел в неё и сгорел.

"Удача - это когда при исследовании квадратного уравнения с параметром в дискриминанте получается полный квадрат"
© какой-то КПИшный препод

Her eyes fastened on Daniel as she did, and she bowed just low enough to draw the young man's eyes to her décolletage. He flushed and looked away sternly. After a second.
Tough to blame the kid. I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence.
© Harry Dresden, "Dresden Files: Ghost Story" (Book 13)

It hurt too much to see her in pain when I couldn't reach out and touch her, or make an off-color joke, or find some way to give her a creative insult or otherwise show her that I cared.
© Harry Dresden, "Dresden Files: Ghost Story" (Book 13)

Йоу, если я тебя знаю, кинь мессагу.
© Автоответчик Джесси Пинкмана из "Во все тяжкие"

UTF-8 has been around since 1993 and Unicode 2.0 since 1996; if you have created any 8-bit character content since 1996 in anything other than UTF-8, then I hate you.
© Matt Gallagher

Writing a C++ program without classes is like traveling to Paris and eating at McDonald's.
© Professional C++, 2nd Edition