- I thought you lot drink vodka.
- Whisky is the new vodka.
- I thought you'd join me.
- I don't drink.

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Jesus, man, could you change the channel?
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"

- Крылья, ноги… Главное — хвост!
- Не умел - научим, не хочешь - заставим!
- Лучше день потерять, а потом за пять минут долететь.
- Эй, птичка, летим со мной, там столько вкусного!
- Вот что я скажу тебе, птичка.
- Пошёл, страус, пошёл!!!

"Что использовать чтобы огурцы ложкой банка майонеза?"

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

"Индиго в нашем поколении мало, зато голубых до черта!"

"Where life had no value, Death, sometimes, had its price.
That is why the bounty killers appeard."

"В регионах очень любят смотреть программу "дорожный патруль" - там показывают мертвых москвичей..."

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."