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"...РВОТА - ЭТО ХОРОШО!
ПОНОС - ПРОСТО ЗАМЕЧАТАЛЬНО!"

профессор ЛИЩЕНКО
лекция по микре
весна 2008




Муж встречает жену из роддома. Медсестра спрашивает мужа:
- Как назовете ребенка?
Жена перебивая:
- А мы еще не придумали ни имени, ни отчества.


Попал мужик в больницу. Нянечка приносит обед - кусочек хлеба, четверть помидора, пол-яйца, ложку каши. Мужик злобно смотрит на этот обед, потом зовет няньку. Та:
- Чего надо?
- Марка почтовая есть у вас?
- А марка зачем?
- После обеда привык почитать что-нибудь



Врач травматолог-резидент сдаёт экзамен по практическим навыкам в операционной. На операц.столе - пациент, за спиной - профессор.
Проф.: - Итак, операция "Удаление правой верхней конечности"...
"Чоппп" (звук секиры). Проф.:
- Я сказал правой...
" Чопп ".
Проф.: - Я сказал верхней...



!!!!ОЧЕНЬ СМЕШНОЙ АНЕКДОТ!!!!
" СИДЯТ ДВА НАРКОМАНА, СМОТРЯТ НА НЕБО-
ЛЕТИТ СТАЯ УТОК -

НАРКОМАНЫ: ПРИВЕТ СТАЯ УТОК!
-ПРИВЕТ НАРКОМАНЫ!

ПЛЫВЕТ ОБЛАКО -
НАРКОМАНЫ: ПРИВЕТ ОБЛАКО!
- ПРИВЕТ НАРКОМАНЫ!

ЛЕТИТ ПЕРЕДНЯЯ ЧАСТЬ КРОКОДИЛА-
ПРИВЕТ ПЕРЕДНЯЯ ЧАСТЬ КРОКОДИЛА!
-ПРИВЕТ НАРКОМАНЫ!

ЛЕТИТ ЗАДНЯЯ ЧАСТЬ КРОКОДИЛА-
ПРИВЕТ ЗАДНЯЯ ЧАСТЬ КРОКОДИЛА!
- ПУК!!!
ХА ХА!

ПРОФЕССОР ЛИЩЕНКО
лекция по холере)



Дети:- А я - вишенка.. - А я - яблочко... - А я - томат... - А я - долбоеб...
Режиссёр:
- Мальчик !!! !! Повторяю, ты - баклажан !!! !
Дети: - а я - вишенка.. - А я - яблочко... - А я - баклажан !!!
Режиссёр:
- Мальчик !!! !! Ты - долбоеб !!! ! Сначала идет - томат !!!
Дети:
- я слива лиловая, спелая, садовая!
- а я абрикос, на юге рос!
- а я томат! Вместе мы фруктовый сад!
вбегает девочка:
- фруктов нету ни хуя, пейте сок "моя семья"
Режиссёр:- девочка, сколько можно повторять? "А я фейхуя, пейте сок "моя семья" Девочка вбегает снова:
- а я фея без хуя, пейте сок "моя семья"
Режиссёр:- девочка, не без хуя, а просто - фейхуя!
Вбегает ещё раз:
- а я просто без хуя, пейте сок "моя семья"
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