Шутки про игры и юриспруденцию
Много-много-много разной
Абрафакс под пиратским флагом, Астерикс и Обеликс: Миссия Клеопатра, Астерикс на Олимпийских играх, Атлантида: Затерянный мир, Безумно влюблённый, Бесславные ублюдки, Большие гонки (1965), В гости к Робинсонам, Вольт (2008), Ворошиловский стрелок, Дайте жалобную книгу, Двойной форсаж, Дорога на Эльдорадо, Зверополис, Зелёная книга; Кавказская пленница, или Новые приключения Шурика; Кунг-фу Панда, Кунг-фу Панда 2, Лесная братва, Люди в чёрном, Мегамозг, Ночь в музее, Облачно, возможны осадки в виде фрикаделек; Один дома, Один дома 2, Операция «Ы» и другие приключения Шурика, “Опасно для жизни!”, Остров сокровищ, Падал прошлогодний снег, Подводная братва, Правдивая история Красной Шапки, Приключения капитана Врунгеля, Разборки в стиле Кунг-фу, Рататуй, Смывайся, Собачье сердце, Такси, Такси 2, Укрощение строптивого; Хороший, плохой, злой; Цыплёнок Цыпа, Шаолиньский футбол, Шрек, Шрек 2, “Экзамены: План военных операций!”, Asterix and Cleopatra, Baby Driver, Demolition Man, Django Unchained, For a Few Dollars More, Green Book, Hot Fuzz, Inglorious Basterds, Princess Bride, “Kung Pow! Enter the Fist”, Robocop (1987), Shaun of the Dead, “Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas”, Spider-Man (2002), Spider-Man 2 (2004), Spider-Man 3 (2007), Star Wars: Episode 2 — The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Episode 3 — Revenge of the Sith, The Batman vs. Dracula, The Great Race (1965), The Matrix, The Shining, The Thing (1982), The Twelve Tasks of Asterix
Левон Сергеевич Атанасян — “Геометрия”, Михаил Афанасьевич Булгаков — “Мастер и Маргарита”, Терри Вулф — “Кодзима — гений. История разработчика, перевернувшего индустрию видеоигр”, Марк Гоулстон — “Как разговаривать с мудаками”, Дмитрий Сергеевич Лихачёв — “Письма о добром и прекрасном”, Абинаш Диксит и Барри Нейлбафф — “Теория игр: Искусство стратегического мышления в бизнесе и жизни”, Артур Конан Дойл — “Приключения Шерлока Холмса”, Марвин Карлинс и Джек Шафер — “Включаем обаяние по методике спецслужб”, Дэниел Киз — “Цветы для Элджернона”, Николай Николаевич Носов — “Живая шляпа”, Фёдор Никифорович Плевако — “Судебные речи”, Грегори Дэвид Робертс — “Шантарам”, Джоан Роулинг — “Гарри Поттер и Принц-полукровка”, Нами Сано — “Я — Сакамото, а что?”, Евгений Алексеевич Суханов — “Российской гражданское право: Учебник в 2 томах”, Корней Иванович Чуковский — “Высокое искусство”, “Робин-Бобин Барабек”; Хелен Фишер — “Почему мы любим: Природа и химия романтической любви”, Федеральный закон от 28.11.2018 N 451-ФЗ "О внесении изменений в отдельные законодательные акты Российской Федерации"; Hirohiko Araki — “JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 2 — Battle Tendency”; Robico — “Чудовище за соседней партой”; Adam Makos with Larry Alexander — “A Higher Call”
Капитан Пронин, Мастер и Маргарита, Чёрный плащ, Чип и Дейл спешат на помощь, Ace Attorney, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Golden Boy Kintaro, Hellsing (2001), Initial D, Hataraku Maou sama, House M. D., Limmy's Show, Married… with Children, Men in Black: The Animated Series, One-Punch Man, Prison School, “Sakamoto Desu Ga?”, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Static Shock, Teen Titans, The Simpsons (первые несколько сезонов), Tom and Jerry, TopGear
“Бзэр цlыф лъэпкъым ыпс”., “Наконец-то, достойный соперник. Наше сражение станет легендарным!”, “A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self.”, “— Are you crying? — It's only the rain. — The rain already stopped. — Devils never cry. — I see. Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?”, “ — Aus Frankfurt. Sind sie Frankfuter? — Ja. Eh… ein… Hot Dog.”, “Benny Harvey, RIP. Miss ya, big man. Gone, but not forgotten.”, “But it's high time you realise that you are a man not an island. And a man's strength comes not from just brawn and intelligence but also from his allies.”, “Encountered? Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT.”, “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but it dies in the process.”, “Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness… Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself.”, “I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”, “I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.”, “I'm escaping to ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism… SPACE!”, “One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”, “Putting up with irrationality is the foundation for every relationship.”, “Seven minutes… Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.”, “Stay away from good-looking women when you're fighting. Otherwise you get hit with diarrhea.”, “ — Still got that scar? You made me proud that day. — I fell… — Yeah… but you got back up.”, “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”, “The more curious someone is, the stronger they become mentally. Humans are far more curious that any other creature, and that's why they evolved.”, “The world is full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.”, “These things… They take time.”, “With great power comes great responsibility.”, “Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present…”, “You know, it may be hard to believe one with my obvious charms and good looks, but people used to think I was a monster… And, for a long time, I believed them. But once in a while, you learn to ignore the names and people calling you, and you trust who you are.”, “Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see, but, if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.”