STILL waiting for something to happen.

sharramon is.. uh.. erm... oh god I can't be bothered (c)

omnivore for all that doesn't bite

I dunno, lol

The Enclosed Instruction Book

"Хуячу на дачу"

'Ah, life', said I like somebody wiser than me might say this. 'Don't get me started.' – (widower), How To Talk To A Widower by Jonathan Tropper

"Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me, 'cause I'm actually four blokes!" – Bandit Thug, MARDEK

Forsooth, if this were in a play, I'd want my tuppence back! (c) Dinosaur Comics

Pseudolonewolf is the feeling you get when you kiss a newborn jellyfish on the todger. – Pseudolonewolf McPseudolonewolfington's entry message

Pseudolonewolf is the feeling you get when you lick a newborn cuttlefish furiously on the nosehairs. – another entry message of him

Who would not give all else for two p
ennyworth only of beautiful soup? – the Mock Turtle, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

"В таком случае, — говорю я, — будем экспортировать латинцам музыкальные консервы. Но я вспоминаю, что мистер Юлий Цезарь в своем отчете о них сказал: «Omnia Gallia in tres partes divisa est», что означает: «Умного галла в три партии не обставишь - вот мой девиз». (с) O. Генри, "Короли и капуста"

Ceux qui parlent de bonheur ont souvent les yeux tristes. – (leider hab' ich vergessen)

Woss yer fav'rut colour o' chocobo, mmuh? – a defunct DA Chocobo poll by Pseudolonewolf

Suddenly, there was a sudden squeak suddenly somewhere. It was very sudden. Sudden. Try saying that word fifty times then using it in a sentence... (c) The Adventures of Lone Wolf (by Pseudolonewolf)

Petty soldiers? Who the bloody hell do you think YOU are, mate? – Deugan, MARDEK 2

Absence makes the heart grow fonder if it doesn't make the heart go yonder. – a modernised English saying

"Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend?! Why!? Just a regular boyfriend - one who doesn't go nuts on me! – Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist." (c) Carol - Carol's Mom (As Good As It Gets)

"The birds are stoned! Isn't it beautiful?" – YTP: Weegee Will Destroy Your Soul

People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used. The problem is that things are being loved, and people are being used.

Ein Mensch ist sonst ein Denk-Genie, nur eins: an andere denkt er nie!

"Патрик, это не весело". – "Ну не скажи!"

«Не верится, что это смешит вашу аудиторию». — «Multiprogramm невероятно талантлив». — «Ха – он да, но вы-то нет!»