Staring at people from a bench, eating salad, handball, making seashell necklaces, getting all of the frosting off of the cake, learning the meaning of the word 'facetious', jogging, selling anal beads, knitting phallic sweaters, reading, crying
Listening to Cassette Players, Refurbishing Victorian Dildos, Understanding the Universe, crying
Peruvian pipe music, crying
Mid-Sized Lebowski, Star Wars: Jar Jar Strikes Back, Kill me softly: the story behind the making of a documentary on the making of canned goods, Anal Deviants 3: This time with Camels, Clockwork Orange, crying
Bible, The Satanic Bible, A History of the Farms of the Middle Ages in Poland (Enthralling Read by the Way), Your Poop and why it may not be bad that it's not coming out anymore, psychoanalyzing your dog, crying
3 and 1/3 Dwarfs, NC-17 NCIS, Teletubbies, Belarussian Horror Story, the news, crying
"Why are you still here?"
-My Parents