"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."
― C.S. Lewis

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
― Robert Frost

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

"I'd say that's fair. Sometimes I like to hang out with people who aren't that bright, you know, just to see how the other half lives."

"You're wearing a tux, they're not gonna know who you are!"