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Люблю ігри, музику, дивитись фільми

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Інтерни

- Привет мозг! - Привет пиво! - Привет водка! - Привет пиво! - А где Nuts? - У белочки

Доченька, ты уже взрослая, давай поговорим о сексе. - Да, мам, что ты хочешь о нем узнать?

Папа - это человек который с лёгкостью засыпает под телевизор,но с истерикой просыпается если его выключить.))

- солнышко, а у меня родители на дачу уехали… понимаешь о чем я?
- ммм, клево, помидоров привезут!

Купи комплект
китайского постельного белья синего цвета и стань аватаром за одну ночь!

Борщ с чесноком и горох... Бабушка явно против моей личной жизни!

- Коль, я знаю что человек произошёл от обезьяны...Но ты...Ты точно от свиньи =)

-Аня, успокойся! - Да я спокойна как удав. -и поэтому, ты продолжаешь ее душить?

Не поймав ветер, не почувствуешь, откуда он дует.

Вам зелёный чай с сахаром подавать?
- Вообще-то настоящий зелёный чай с сахаром не подают.
- Вообще-то настоящий зелёный чай вам никто и не предлагал!

Жевательная резинка "Дирол-Арктика"
Почувствуй себя отморозком!!!

- Мама, ну мне же уже 16! почему ты мне до сих пор - Мама, ну мне же уже 16! почему ты мне до сих пор не разрешаешь красить губы?? - Серёжа, заткнись

Я магния сульфат, Я калия нитрат, Я кальция глютаминат - вместе мы фруктовый сад)

Почти у каждого после нового года появится по две проблемы: 1. Мы разве фоткались? 2. Где та тварь у которой все фотки?...

Флаг тебе в руки,ветер в спину,три пёрышка в Флаг тебе в руки,ветер в спину,три пёрышка в задницу, скатертью дорога и паровоз навстречу!!!

Буду любить себя - взаимность и никакой конкуренции!

Как-то на одной упаковке из под каши разгляделa название, после прочтения которого завтрак застрял в горле: «Съешь-ка кашку»

Пришел, увидел... ужаснулся, ушел и больше не вернулся. =)

Цифровой стих(с выражением читаем): 2 15 42. 42 15. 37 08 5. 20 20 20! 7 14 105. 2 00 13. 37 08 5. 20 20 20!

Меня бесит, когда меня бесят и это бесит меня ещё больше! =)

Не такая как твой идеал. Не такая как другие. У нее свои мысли, свои мечты. Она всегда молчит и всегда одна.