Women are made to be loved, not to be understood

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit…

Никто не достоин твоих слёз, а тот, кто достоин, никогда не заставит тебя плакать. (Габриэль Гарсиа Маркес)