No mom, don't hire Sark, we already hired SeaNanners...yeah, mom, I know he has a very nice beard...no, mom, don't grow a beard! (c) (BlameTruth)

His chips are cooked. (c) (Kingscrusher)

Never fight with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
(английская народная мудрость)

A lot of people love to play blitz chess (which is like saying that a lot of people love ice cream; I have a natural gift for overstating the obvious) (Steve Lopez)

- What's the difference between a restaurant and Black Ops?
-Restaurants have good hosts and decent servers.
(Youtube)

Sony isn't stupid...you are. If Sony were to start charging, they would probably make PSN better than Xbox Live.

It's not shit, it's basically Xbox Live minus party chat. And it's free...
(Youtube)