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[AMATORY], REVOID OF EXISTENCE, DragonicoN, Dragon Lord, Atakama, DEFORM, Paramore

Раз две блондинки хомячков купили.
Пришли домой, назвали, поделили,
Кому какой - и начали гадать:
А как же мы их будем различать??
Полдня сидели, думали уныло…
И вот одну в итоге осенило:
- Все сделаем, не бойся, по уму!
Щас лапу оторву я одному,
Три лапы - будет мой, а твой - четыре!
- Ой, умница!!
На том и порешили,
И спать пошли, довольные, устало.
Трехногому зверьку обидно стало,
И он другому хомяку точь-в-точь
Отгрыз из мести лапу в ту же ночь.
Настало утро. У подружек шок -
Что ж ты наделал, гадский хомячок??
Теперь по три ноги у них обоих!!
Ну, раз безмозглый учудил такое,
То значит, одному из них опять
Придется третью лапу отрывать…
Зверюшко еще больше обозлилось,
И ночью обгрызанье повторилось.
Короче… где-то через пару дней
Процесс пошел значительно трудней -
Хомячьи ноги кончились, увы.
Жаль, не живет хомяк без головы…
Ну как же быть-то, если ног так мало…
Одна тогда вздохнула и сказала:
- Не будем плакать из-за ерунды!
Мой беленький, твой черненький - лады!!!