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Антон Палыч
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.