"All I ever do is eat & sleep, eat & sleep, eat & sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that...but, I hope not..." (Garfield)

"По-моему, так..." (Винни-Пух)
"Ahh...Six a.m. This is my favorite time of day...for sleep..." (Garfield)
"It's a beautiful day! Nature is calling." "Tell it I'm in a meeting and can't be reached..." (Garfield)
"I'm getting lazy. It would do me good to get some exercise..."...Yawn..."Much better..." (Garfield)
"I hate television commercials: they are too long to sit through...and they are too short for a trip to a sandbox.." (Garfield)
"You know , what a "diet" is, don't you? it's a "die" with a "t" , that's what it is!!" (Garfield)
"Jon's gonna have me declawed...What a frightening thought...Going through life unarmed!!! " (Garfield)
"Hello,what's this? A teddy bear. A dumb, stupid, silly-looking, old teddy bear. I think I'll call him "Pooky"..." (Garfield)
"I hate November...Lifeless trees, bleak afternoons, raw winds...icy sandboxes..." (Garfield)
"What is mind - no matter. What is matter - never mind" (The Simpsons)
"Извините меня (2р.)" (Антон Уральский)