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Не всё то солнышко, что встает.
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Ни дать, ни взять — ангина во время менструации.
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К вечеру синоптики обещают потемнение!
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Не так страшен русский танк, как его пьяный экипаж
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У меня дел по горло —- сказала миньетчица
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Аппетит приходит во время еды, хотя гораздо лучше, если бы было наоборот.
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От несоблюдения техники безопасности, человек может не только умереть, но и родиться.
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Вышел Кощей Бессмертный в тридцатиградусный мороз и … отморозил себе
левое бессмертие
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Кричащий в гневе смешон, а страшен молчащий в гневе.
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Вероятность того, что за вами кто-то наблюдает, прямо пропорциональна глупости совершаемых вами действий.
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Снес конь яйцо… да не простое — а деду копытом!