Bender: "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I, not I..."
Fry: "Good night, sweet prince."

Leela: Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?

[Bender laughs.]

Bender: Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

[He laughs even harder.]