Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.(Woody Allen)

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.(Woody Allen)

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.