Chuck Norris was born in the house he built
Chuck Norris' toilet paper company failed, because his paper wouldn't take shit from anyone
Bogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats Royal Flash
Each of Chuck Norris' balls are bigger than the other one
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is