Hex; or Printing in the Infernal Method

Bring them hell! They deserve it.

Deb: So, you never sleep at night. I assume you do sleep, right?
Caller: I sleep at work.
Deb: And what exactly do you do?
Caller: I'm a middle-school teacher.

A harem’s a bo’d’n-house, I reck’n. Mos’ likely dey has rackety times in de nussery. En I reck’n de wives quarrels considable; en dat ‘crease de racket. Yit dey say Sollermun de wises’ man dat ever live’. I doan’ take no stock in dat. Bekase why: would a wise man want to live in de mids’ er sich a blim-blammin’ all de time? No – ‘deed he wouldn’t. A wise man ‘ud take en buil’ a biler-factry; en den he could shet DOWN de biler-factry when he want to res’.

Компьютер пугает лазерами и молниями
Я убегаю от него в дальний угол комнаты
И закрываю лицо руками

- You said you murdered your wife. Is that true?
- It was not a murder, it was an accident.
- There are no accidents.

С кем поведёшься — так тебе и надо.