О себе:FIRST NAME? Which one?
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes, several billion people were named before me. I think there are much fewer named since I was named. If I were not named after anyone then billions would have lived and died and never had a name, that would be weird.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAND WRITING ? It's better than some other body part writing. I've tried to write with my feet, but it doesn't look very good. Thankfully my hand only writes when I want it to, so I guess I would have to say I like my hand writing. If I didn't like it to write, I would tell it to.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH-MEAT? Sirloin Steak
KIDS? Yes, I've seen a lot of kids. There are some kids that live across the street. That is a silly question, there must be kids or else where would we have all come from? Do you actually think kids would have just stopped, there must be kids.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH
YOU? It depends on who I was. If I were some person who lived thousands of years ago, I would have never met me. Then again if I were someone else then there would be no me so how could I be friends with me? The person who wrote this is very smart. I mean, how could I be friends with myself, when there is no me.
DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL? Rarely, usually I just throw them away once I'm done with them. I said when I'm done with them instead of when I've read them, because that would mean that I would have actually read one.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Not a lot. I'm not around sarcasms very often, but there was this one time. This guy was picnicking by himself in the Himalayas and I was hungry so I grabbed his catsup and ran. He chased me down so I saw this sarcasm up ahead and I ran real fast up to it and stopped real quick and he fell into the sarcasm. He fell screaming as he fell. I felt real bad. I don't even like catsup. I'm not sure I've ever been to the Heralayas either. I guess that that must have been the other person I am that I am friends with, or something like that.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? That's the only way I would do it. I definitely wouldn't jump without the bungee. I wish I had a bungee for the guy in the last question, poor guy. Fell in a sarcasm for some catsup. That sucks.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I guess M*A*S*H, but I'm not sure if that is considered a cereal. Are soap operas the only cereals?
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I hope not, I showered this morning. It is hot and I do sweat a lot. OH! Sorry are you trying to tell me something. I'll be right back, after I take a shower again. I don't want to offend anybody.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? There is just too much discrimination in this world, can't we all just get along. You always want me to discriminate against the poor ice cream flavors. Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry, Cookies and Cream there all goo........... wait what was that last one. Cookies and Cream. Yuk! nasty that is just plain disgusting. That flavor is worthless and has no right to live. I am establishing a new group that is called PACACIC. People Against Cookies And Cream Ice Cream. Please join and donate money to me we have to stop Cookies and Cream Ice Cream it will mate with our children and take over our country. My buddy had some cookies and cream ice cream move into his neighborhood and the property values dropped immediately.
SHOE SIZE? Well, I don't want to brag, but you know what they say about men with big feet! I've got a four. Yeah you know it.
RED OR PINK? More discrimination, oh my gosh. Always wanting me to choose. Luckily, both of these colors are worthless.
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I love everything about me, but that other guy you wanted me to be friends with, he's got all kinds of problems. He doesn't understand the questions. He is s