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люблю гразу в начале мая как долбанет и нет сарая кишки висят на проводах скелет валяется в кустах.
В темноте в тесноте в духате на всех в обиде
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УЧЕБНЫЙ ГОД -- хождение по мукам.

УРОК ФИЗИКИ -- 45 минут на бочке с порохом.

ДНЕВНИК -- книга жалоб и предложений.

ОТВЕТ У ДОСКИ -- прямой репортаж с петлёй на шее.

БУФЕТЧИЦА -- сорока-воровка.

КОНТРОЛЬНАЯ -- не имей 100 рублей, а имей 100 друзей.

В РАЗДЕВАЛКЕ -- бородинская битва.

СТОЛОВАЯ -- много хочешь - мало получишь.

УЧЕНИЦЫ НА УРОКЕ -- спящие красавицы.

УЧЕНИКИ НА УРОКЕ -- всадники без головы.

ГЕОГРАФИЧЕСКАЯ КАРТА -- тайна 2ух океанов.

ПРИХОД УЧИТЕЛЯ -- встать, суд идёт.

УЧИТЕЛЬ И УЧЕНИКИ -- Али-Баба и 40 разбойников.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ПЕНИЯ -- псих на воле.

СОЧИНЕНИЕ -- записки сумасшедшего.

ОБЩИЙ ПОБЕГ С УРОКА -- никто не хотел умирать.

СПИСЫВАНИЕ -- дай бог скорости.

ТОЧКА В ЖУРНАЛЕ -- что несёт день грядущий...

ЗВОНОК НА УРОК -- гром гремит кусты трясутся.

ЗВОНОК С УРОКА -- любимая мелодия.

КАБИНЕТ ДИРЕКТОРА -- убойный отдел.

КАНИКУЛЫ -- долгожданная свобода.

КЛАСС -- семейка Адамс.

КЛАССНЫЙ РУКОВОДИТЕЛЬ -- дрессировщик.

ЛИНЕЙКА В НАЧАЛЕ ГОДА -- черный день.

ЛОДЫРЬ -- герой нашего времени.

МАМА ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Терминатор 2.

ОТЕЦ ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Фантомас разбушевался.

ПАРТА СО "ШПОРАМИ" -- сундук с золотом.

ПЕДСОВЕТ -- много шума из ничего.

ПЕРВОКЛАССНИКИ -- головастики.

ПЕРЕМЕНА -- всемирная война.

ПОДСКАЗКА -- пятый элемент.

ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПАРТА -- дом отдыха.

ПРОГУЛЬЩИКИ -- их знали только в лицо.

РОДИТЕЛЬСКОЕ СОБРАНИЕ -- невиноватая я.

СТАРОСТА -- собачья работа.

СТОЛ УЧИТЕЛЯ -- пульт управления.

СРЫВ УРОКА -- да здравствует революция.

ТЕТРАДЬ ОТЛИЧНИКА -- толковый словарь.

ТУАЛЕТ -- шпаргалкохранилище.

УЧЕНИК СО ШПАРГАЛКОЙ -- человек с ружьем.

УЧЕНИК БЕЗ ШПАРГАЛКИ -- всадник без головы.

УЧИТЕЛЬ -- крепкий орешек.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ГЕОГРАФИИ -- говорящий глобус.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ИСТОРИИ -- "как это было".

УЧИТЕЛЬ ИНФОРМАТИКИ -- я не "хакер".

УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗКУЛЬТУРЫ -- кенгуру.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗИКИ -- ходячая формула.

УЧИТЕЛЬ ХИМИИ -- летчик испытатель.

ШКОЛЬНЫЙ КОРИДОР -- беговая дорожка.

ШПАРГАЛКА -- служба спасения

Скопируйте это к себе в и выделите плюсиком то, что вы уже успели сделать.=)))
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