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Mondotek - Alive (radio edit) Наталка Карпа - час бижить як писок

Форсаж1-4

БУКВАР скурений

Вечерний квартал 95

Плакала береза, плакала осина, только конопля - ржала как скотина...

водка "Беленькая"! Под каждой крышечкой - белочка! собери 5 белочек и тебе крышечка!

В России есть три экзотических вида животных: ёшкин кот, бляха-муха и ядрёна вошь.
Да, кстати, есть ещё йокарный бабай, но это уже не животное

Оторвали Ваньке встаньку))

Водка,пиво и вино-здраствуй мама,я в гавно...

хотите изменить походку??? Не пейте ЧАЙ, а пейте ВОДКУ!!)))))

надо позвонить маме и сказать где я...: "Але, мама! Где я?!?!"))))

В сутках 24 часа, в ящике пива 24 банки – совпадение.

Если долго-долго-долгоооо...если долго-долго-долгооо...если долго-долго-долгооо....значит парень молодец!

Родители хотели, что бы из меня вышел толк......ТАК И ПОЛУЧИЛОСЬ.....толк вышел.....бестолочь осталась

-ммм.....девушка, у вас такие ножки, вы меня просто сразили.... -ммм...молодой человек, у вас такая рожа, вы меня просто напугали

-Я не знакомлюсь-у меня есть парень.
-Ещё скажи "Я не буду есть мороженое-у меня дома пельмени

Стою на пешеходном,горит красный,все ждут,кроме одного парня:он решил перебежать и посередине дороги перед газелью замешкался.И они поочередно дергаются вперед и не могут решится!Тут парень не выдержав,как заорет водителю "Да отъ*бись ты от меня!")

Коктейль "Ночной засранец": 50 гр. снотворного + 50 гр. слабительного.

Есть три вещи, на которые страшно смотреть с утра после пьянки: лицо, кошелек и список исходящих вызовов.))

Не могу уснуть, что ж, посчитаем баранов: Рома, Дима, Андрей, Сережа...

И сказала Фея Золушке :"В двенадцать часов волшебство отпустит и начнется сушняк!"

Ещё с детства колготки учат нас тому, что две полоски - это жопа!

Кусай себе пятки=)))Я ушла на блядки=)))

В маршрутке мама с ребенком лет 5-ти. Ребёнок начинает читать стишок: - Мама спит она устала (мамаша преисполненная гордости,за ребенка,расплывается улыбкой,ребёнок продолжает)- А у папы писька встала,чтобы письку опустить,надо маму разбудить..

Пиво приходит в желудок, а там водка! - Подвинься! Пиво приходит в желудок, а там водка! - Подвинься! - Не подвинусь! - А ну пошли выйдем! ))

Сегодня ночью мне было не уснуть, с*ка, НЕ потому что под окнами орали песни на гитаре, а потому что, с*ка, Я ЗНАЛА ВСЕ СЛОВА и мысленно ПОДПЕВАЛА!!!!))

Курильщики предупреждают: Минздрав допиздится!

А я со своим тихо ругаюсь. тихо-тихо. Вот прям совсем не слышно. Я не ору, не закатываю истерики, не плачу.. У меня всё молча. Всё-всё. Я просто беру его зубную щетку.. и молча чищу ею туалет)Тихо-тихо))

Полиэтилен с пупырышками...скажи депрессии 'чпок' =))

люблю в постели разнообразие - каждую ночь в разных пижамах сплю))

Сидят у забора три наркомана: (1) - Меняя, боог поослаал на Землюю, чтобы твориить дообрые делаа. (2) - Hееет, этоо меняя бог послаал на Землю, чтобыы твориить добрые делааа. (3) - Корешааа, Сидят у забора три наркомана: (1) - Меняя, боог поослаал на Землюю, чтобы твориить дообрые делаа. (2) - Hееет, этоо меняя бог послаал на Землю, чтобыы твориить добрые делааа. (3) - Корешааа, заткниитесь, я никогоо никудаа нее посылал

останавливая микроволновку за 1 секунду до выключения, чувствуешь себя спасителем мира.

я, честно говоря, не понимаю, почему я должна так рано вставать. утром должны вставать только член и солнце.

Для женщины мужчина-как пирожок: кому-то нравится с капустой, а кому-то-с яйцами.
:)))