Everything is illuminated, Amelie, Some like it hot, Stardust, Down with Love, Lock, stock and two smoking barrels, The Big Lebowski

-Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
-I always finish what I st
-Thank God I'm an atheist.
-My wife says I should get up and go to work,but the voices in my head say I should stay home and clean my guns.
- I love animals. They're delicious.
- Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.