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Репка
Смех без правил!!!
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Жизнь лихая, удалая
У Студента каждый год.
То гуляет до упада,
То гранит наук грызет.
После лекции, в буфете,
Уплетает бутерброд.
Он зачет получит завтра
Если крупно повезет.
У Студентов дел по горло,
Просто кругом голова.
- «Подготовиться к докладу,
Или в клуб сходить сперва???».
Не жалеют педагоги
Нынче нашу молодеешь,
Даже с маленькой шпаргалкой
На экзамен не пройдешь.
Плачут, бедные Студенты,
Изучают материал,
Чтоб на «госах», непременно,
Получить высокий балл.
Тяжело всегда в учебе,
Но, в бою потом везет.
Вас, любой работодатель
С радостью к себе возьмет!
Веселись Студент сегодня,
Улыбайся и гуляй,
Но, что завтра на учебу,
Ты, смотри, не забывай!
Будь внимателен, усидчив,
Не шути своей судьбой,
И все двери в этом мире
Распахнутся пред тобой!!!
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У студента три мечты:
1. На лекции "когда же я поем?"
2. На практике "когда же я посплю"
3. В сессию "когда же я сдохну?"
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Как студенты сдают экзамены:
Первый курс - тихо шелестят шпорами.
Второй курс - достают бомбы.
Третий курс - спокойно списывают прямо с конспекта.
Четвертый - списывают с учебников.
Пятый курс - подходят с учебником к преподу:
- Здесь читать? Нет? Здесь, что ли? Опять нет? Ну тогда нахер сам ищи!
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Так студенты смотрят расписание:
1 курс.Ух скока предметов!!! Буду много знать
2 курс. Ух скока предметов! Буду много уставать
3 курс. Скока предметов... Какой бы прогулять
4 курс. Скока предметов...на какой бы пойти....
5 курс. Ёпт, а Каникулы уже кончились?????
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