Texas Hold-em

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̛͓̼̬͖̳͓̺̞͕͔̼̤̰ͯ̃̆̂ͮ̋͊͆̍ͦ̈̄̓͗̒̉̾ͭͪ̕͟͡t̢͖̟͔̩̮̒͛͒̈̒ͭ͒ͭ͞r̵͕̩̭̙̞̲̅̎̔ͧ͊ͬ͊̐ͫ̾̽͡oͦ͗ͨ̅͛̉ͭ̊̽ͦ͏̷̸̪̯͓̙̼̹͔̤͕̲̱̰̫̖̕ͅl̯̲̖̼̬̥͍̖̻͔͊ͭͤ̀̈̐̊ͯ̀͋̍ͬͤͣ̆͒̚͟ͅl̡̧̢͉̥͍̥̫̿̈́͑̉ͤͯͣͨ̊ͧͣ̏ͤ̈͟i̪̬̱̞̐̾ͣ̈́̀́n̷̢̬̙̞̹̪͍͒̀͐̌̑͋ͬ̃̅̆͊̃͛̓͑͝͠g̷̹̰̬͍̤̩̫̱̺̠̹̱̞̳̑ͭͭ̋͑̇͛̋ͪ̀͆̍͊ͯ̈́̏̆͘͢ ̜̻̼̙̪͎̘̫͈̖̣͇ͣ̃̊͂͆̽̊̈́ͭͥͪ͆̕͞ͅ/̶̸̖͚̫̦͙͇̍͋̈ͨ̿͊̀̀̚b̴̧̢͕̺̖͔̩̤̺̭̟͔͚͔͈̮͑ͫͨ̉ͧ̏̒̈ͤ͒̀̇̂́͞/̸͙̤̯̙̰̩̱̩̬͉̝ͨ̈̀̇ͭ̉͊͟͡ =) ̴̶̹͙͉̰̲͖̖̘̭̝̳̔̆͂ͧ̄ͪ́̅͋̌͛̚͠ ̛͓̼̬͖̳͓̺̞͕͔̼̤̰ͯ̃̆̂ͮ̋͊͆̍ͦ̈̄̓͗̒̉̾ͭͪ̕͟͡t̢͖̟͔̩̮̒͛͒̈̒ͭ͒ͭ͞r̵͕̩̭̙̞̲̅̎̔ͧ͊ͬ͊̐ͫ̾̽͡oͦ͗ͨ̅͛̉ͭ̊̽ͦ͏̷̸̪̯͓̙̼̹͔̤͕̲̱̰̫̖̕ͅl̯̲̖̼̬̥͍̖̻͔͊ͭͤ̀̈̐̊ͯ̀͋̍ͬͤͣ̆͒̚͟ͅl̡̧̢͉̥͍̥̫̿̈́͑̉ͤͯͣͨ̊ͧͣ̏ͤ̈͟i̪̬̱̞̐̾ͣ̈́̀́n̷̢̬̙̞̹̪͍͒̀͐̌̑͋ͬ̃̅̆͊̃͛̓͑͝͠g̷̹̰̬͍̤̩̫̱̺̠̹̱̞̳̑ͭͭ̋͑̇͛̋ͪ̀͆̍͊ͯ̈́̏̆͘͢ ̜̻̼̙̪͎̘̫͈̖̣͇ͣ̃̊͂͆̽̊̈́ͭͥͪ͆̕͞ͅ/̶̸̖͚̫̦͙͇̍͋̈ͨ̿͊̀̀̚b̴̧̢͕̺̖͔̩̤̺̭̟͔͚͔͈̮͑ͫͨ̉ͧ̏̒̈ͤ͒̀̇̂́͞/ͨ̈̀̇ͭ̉͊͟&

Casino

Lucky

̴̶̹͙͉̰̲͖̖̘̭̝̳̔̆͂ͧ̄ͪ́̅͋̌͛̚͠ ̛͓̼̬͖̳͓̺̞͕͔̼̤̰ͯ̃̆̂ͮ̋͊͆̍ͦ̈̄̓͗̒̉̾ͭͪ̕͟͡t̢͖̟͔̩̮̒͛͒̈̒ͭ͒ͭ͞r̵͕̩̭̙̞̲̅̎̔ͧ͊ͬ͊̐ͫ̾̽͡oͦ͗ͨ̅͛̉ͭ̊̽ͦ͏̷̸̪̯͓̙̼̹͔̤͕̲̱̰̫̖̕ͅl̯̲̖̼̬̥͍̖̻͔͊ͭͤ̀̈̐̊ͯ̀͋̍ͬͤͣ̆͒̚͟ͅl̡̧̢͉̥͍̥̫̿̈́͑̉ͤͯͣͨ̊ͧͣ̏ͤ̈͟i̪̬̱̞̐̾ͣ̈́̀́n̷̢̬̙̞̹̪͍͒̀͐̌̑͋ͬ̃̅̆͊̃͛̓͑͝͠g̷̹̰̬͍̤̩̫̱̺̠̹̱̞̳̑ͭͭ̋͑̇͛̋ͪ̀͆̍͊ͯ̈́̏̆͘͢ ̜̻̼̙̪͎̘̫͈̖̣͇ͣ̃̊͂͆̽̊̈́ͭͥͪ͆̕͞ͅ/̶̸̖͚̫̦͙͇̍͋̈ͨ̿͊̀̀̚b̴̧̢͕̺̖͔̩̤̺̭̟͔͚͔͈̮͑ͫͨ̉ͧ̏̒̈ͤ͒̀̇̂́͞/̸͙̤̯̙̰̩̱̩̬͉̝ͨ̈̀̇ͭ̉͊͟͡ =) ̴̶̹͙͉̰̲͖̖̘̭̝̳̔̆͂ͧ̄ͪ́̅͋̌͛̚͠ ̛͓̼̬͖̳͓̺̞͕͔̼̤̰ͯ̃̆̂ͮ̋͊͆̍ͦ̈̄̓͗̒̉̾ͭͪ̕͟͡t̢͖̟͔̩̮̒͛͒̈̒ͭ͒ͭ͞r̵͕̩̭̙̞̲̅̎̔ͧ͊ͬ͊̐ͫ̾̽͡oͦ͗ͨ̅͛̉ͭ̊̽ͦ͏̷̸̪̯͓̙̼̹͔̤͕̲̱̰̫̖̕ͅl̯̲̖̼̬̥͍̖̻͔͊ͭͤ̀̈̐̊ͯ̀͋̍ͬͤͣ̆͒̚͟ͅl̡̧̢͉̥͍̥̫̿̈́͑̉ͤͯͣͨ̊ͧͣ̏ͤ̈͟i̪̬̱̞̐̾ͣ̈́̀́n̷̢̬̙̞̹̪͍͒̀͐̌̑͋ͬ̃̅̆͊̃͛̓͑͝͠g̷̹̰̬͍̤̩̫̱̺̠̹̱̞̳̑ͭͭ̋͑̇͛̋ͪ̀͆̍͊ͯ̈́̏̆͘͢ ̜̻̼̙̪͎̘̫͈̖̣͇ͣ̃̊͂͆̽̊̈́ͭͥͪ͆̕͞ͅ/̶̸̖͚̫̦͙͇̍͋̈ͨ̿͊̀̀̚b̴̧̢͕̺̖͔̩̤̺̭̟͔͚͔͈̮͑ͫͨ̉ͧ̏̒̈ͤ͒̀̇̂́͞/ͨ̈̀̇ͭ̉͊͟͡

You will always lose money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money