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Она: Вот почему, если девушка часто меняет партнёров, её называют шлюхой, а если это делает парень, то его называют мачо?
Он: Ну понимаешь, если один ключ открывает много замков, то это пи..датый ключ, а если к одному замку подходят дофига ключей, то это ху..вый замок.